Welcome to the Secret Hideaway of Skipper Scott!🌴

Welcome to Skipper Scott’s secret jungle retreat—where the WiFi is weak, but the puns are strong.

Disclaimer Ahoy! This is a fan page and is in no way affiliated with The Walt Disney Company…though I wouldn’t object if they wanted to fast-track my application to be a Jungle Cruise Skipper. Oh, and this page is fully endorsed by the Society of Adventurers, Explorers, and People Who Laugh at Bad Jungle Jokes.

(Deep in the untamed jungles of the internet, you have stumbled upon a most peculiar and mysterious discovery!)

Ahoy there, brave explorer!

You’ve navigated the wild, twisting rivers of the web and uncovered The Skipper Society’s best-kept secret: Skipper Scott’s hidden jungle retreat! 🌿🐘

Yes, it’s true—while I’ve spent my career guiding world-leading social impact skippers through the unpredictable waters of governance, compliance, legal, operations, and strategy…my true dream has always been to captain the greatest adventure of them all: the Jungle Cruise!

That’s right—after years of handling serious matters, high-stakes initiatives, and social impact law, I still dream of the day I get to trade contracts for khakis and sound guidance for really, really bad jokes.

So, keep your hands, arms, and sense of dignity inside the boat at all times—because this ride is legally binding (but only in the jurisdiction of Adventureland).

The Legend of Skipper Scott 🦜

They say deep in the wilds of corporate law and social impact, there’s a man who speaks fluent do good guidance, rock star compliance, and terrible puns. Some call him a lawyer, others the Do Good Guy—but to those in the know, he is simply but secretly…Skipper Scott.

And now, for your entertainment, I proudly present:

🥁 A Jungle Cruise Joke Parade! (Social Impact Edition!) 🥁

  • Welcome to the most sustainable jungle cruise ever! We run on 100% recycled jokes. ♻️😆

  • This jungle is home to some of the world’s most endangered species…like people who actually read the Terms & Conditions. 📜👀

  • The jungle operates on a triple bottom line: People, Planet, and Puns. (And let me tell you, we’re exceeding all expectations.) 🌍💚😂

  • We believe in giving back—so for every bad joke I tell, we plant a tree. By the end of this ride, you’ll have personally reforested half of the Amazon. 🌳😆

  • I tried to trademark the backside of water, but my lawyer said it won’t hold up in court. 🚰⚖️

(Okay, okay—I’ll leaf the bad jokes alone…but only because the jungle leafs no one behind!) 🌿

🌴Lost Transmission:
Disney, Do You Copy? 🏰

Ahoy, dear friends at Disney! 🌿

As a lifelong Disney fan and aspiring Jungle Cruise Skipper, I couldn’t believe it when I discovered something shocking: the domains for the Skipper Society and Skipper Canteen were mysteriously unclaimed. 😲

Now, I could have buried these treasures like a greedy pirate, but instead, I’ve kept them safe and sound. And good news! If you get into the jungle trade of domain names like these, I’d be more than happy to share these under a very reasonable, skipper-friendly request.

Let’s just say it involves a microphone, a boat, and a chance to unleash my true calling as a Jungle Cruise Skipper—at least for a single trip (and one other itty bitty request).

If that sounds like a fair trade, I’m all (Mickey) ears! You know where to find me—just follow the trail of laughter and legal disclaimers.

Jungle out. 🚢🌴